so i was hanging out at my apartment this afternoon when, all at once, there was a knock on the door. it was my friend (who i haven't seen for quite some time). he handed me a ziplock bag and said, "have fun in canada" (you see, i'm leaving in the morning for canada to attend my sister's wedding).
he walked away, and i looked down at what was in my hand.
it made my day.
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there was a little piece of paper which i pulled out and read, hoping for some sort of explanation. this little bag was full of very random things. the note said this:
"fleeing the country kit"
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-foreign money (in case you have to flee another country)
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clay (for driving and for prison)
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chocolate (for bribes)
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- candy cane carbs for energy (running and climbing fences)
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- water flavor for making unpotable water standable
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pen for writing letters seeking political asylum.
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